From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!
No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.
They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.
They were not ancient old men with long ass beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.
They were young adult rebels with a cause.
where my punk-rock apostles at
"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"
Please watch this I’m in tears
THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING
This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time
I LIKE IT
bunny eating rasberries
it gave the bun lipstick
If Paradox Space accepted resumes this would be my resume.
pffppfp ssorry im a HUGE sucker for dumb crossovers no matter how oblique let me just. lay here
anons reminded me i was gonna do a second part to this thanks to them for enabling my undying need for dumb crossovers
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!